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Ah, the classic marketing vs. reality divide. Developers know that what they built is just a simple counter algorithm that goes from 1 to 10, but marketing swoops in and suddenly it's "AI POWERED™" with a trademark symbol because god forbid we call things what they actually are. After 20 years in this industry, I've seen "revolutionary AI" that was just a bunch of if-statements wrapped in a fancy UI. The trademark symbol is the chef's kiss of bullshit – nothing says "we're pretending this is special" quite like a completely unnecessary ™.

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Content Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. Mechanical engineers says: "It's a broken starter". Electrical engineers says: "Dead battery". Chemical engineers says: "Impurities in the gasoline". Soft engineers says: "Hey guys, I have an idea how about we all get out of the car and get back in".