When You Read Your 3 Years Old Code

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of this job posting! 💀 They want the "top 0.01%" with IQs over 140 who work 80+ hours weekly and can "replace teams of 20 with their own mind" — but will generously give you $10k even if you don't join! How MAGNANIMOUS! 🙄 The absolute DELUSION of saying "AI writes better code than most devs" while hunting for superhuman coding unicorns who apparently don't need sleep, friends, or basic human enjoyment! Honey, if your AI is so amazing, why not just hire IT instead of demanding people who can "think 10 steps ahead and ship in hours"? Translation: "We're looking for desperate geniuses willing to sacrifice their entire existence for our startup that will DEFINITELY change the world economy... trust us!"

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The eternal developer paradox: finding a perfect Stack Overflow solution for your C# problem, only to discover it's actually from the Java subforum. The real magic happens when you copy-paste it anyway and—against all laws of programming physics—it somehow works. That moment when you realize language barriers are just suggestions and your code is held together by digital duct tape and sheer audacity.

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