When Programmers Try To Date

unix Timestamp Dating Epoch Misunderstanding Social awkwardness Unix time Developer life

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When Programmers Try To Date

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When asked about an ideal first date, most people think dinner or coffee. But programmers? They think Unix Epoch - January 1st, 1970, 00:00:00 UTC. That's not a romantic evening, that's literally timestamp zero in computing. No wonder we're all single - we interpret "date" as a data type, not a social activity. Seven billion people on this planet and we're out here flirting with time standards.

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