When Programmers Try To Date

unix Misunderstanding Developer life Social awkwardness Dating Timestamp Epoch Unix time

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When Programmers Try To Date

unix-memes, timestamp-memes, dating-memes, epoch-memes, programmer-jokes-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When asked about an ideal first date, most people think dinner or coffee. But programmers? They think Unix Epoch - January 1st, 1970, 00:00:00 UTC. That's not a romantic evening, that's literally timestamp zero in computing. No wonder we're all single - we interpret "date" as a data type, not a social activity. Seven billion people on this planet and we're out here flirting with time standards.

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