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The AUDACITY of product managers taking credit for developer blood, sweat, and tears! 💀 While the senior and junior devs are literally HAULING themselves up the mountain of impossible requirements and technical debt, the product manager is just chilling in a sleeping bag, doing absolutely NOTHING. And then—THE NERVE—when the devs finally make some progress, the PM wakes up, stretches, and has the GALL to proclaim "Look how far I climbed, and I'm not even tired." Meanwhile, the developers are one energy drink away from cardiac arrest. But hey, user feedback improved, so mission accomplished, right? 🙃

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When you're told to learn a new programming language and it's just C with a silly little hat on. "skibidi main", "yapping", "bussin" - seriously? This is what happens when the marketing team decides they need to make programming "hip with the kids." Next they'll have us writing yeet_exception() and no_cap_boolean . At this point, just embrace the chaos and wait for the TikTok programming language where all variables must be declared with dance moves.

The entire tech industry is just a skyscraper of abstractions built on C. Modern developers happily live in their fancy penthouses of JavaScript frameworks and cloud services, blissfully unaware that some grumpy 70-year-old's pointer arithmetic from 1972 is keeping the lights on. One memory leak in that legacy C code and your Docker container orchestration falls faster than my will to live during a production outage.