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You know that feeling when you review code from a junior dev and it technically works, but you're just staring at it wondering how it works? That's what we've got here. The dude's moving forward, he's got momentum, but the execution is... questionable at best.
The trainee delivered a feature that passes the tests and deploys successfully, but when you peek under the hood, it's a Frankenstein's monster of nested if-statements, hardcoded values, and a sprinkle of copy-pasted Stack Overflow code. Sure, the bike is moving and the rollerblades are rolling, but nobody in their right mind would call this "best practices."
The best part? You can't even be mad because it somehow shipped on time. Now you're stuck deciding whether to refactor it immediately or just let it ride and hope nobody asks questions during the next sprint review.
