What's stopping you from coding like this?

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Content When I wrote this code, only God I understood what it did. ASUS Now... onlv God knows. ProarammerHumor.io

Content hacker telling me my adress me who already knew it Not impressed.

The painful truth nobody warns you about in bootcamp! You dream of crafting elegant algorithms and building the next revolutionary app, but reality hits you with 8 hours of meetings, documentation, and explaining to project managers why adding that "small feature" would require rewriting the entire codebase. Meanwhile, your actual coding time has been reduced to those precious 15 minutes between the "quick sync" and the "end-of-day check-in." The modern developer: part therapist for legacy code, part translator between business and technology, and occasionally—if the stars align—allowed to write a few lines of code.

Content 4 of 5 developers enjoy code review

Content Me, tech lead, trying to explain why we can't make a cat shaped square my manager