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The infinite money glitch nobody told you about! Python developers sitting there with stacks of cash just because they can install packages without the corporate world noticing they're doing absolutely nothing. "Hey boss, still working on those dependencies!" *proceeds to run pip install for the 47th time while browsing Reddit* The real genius is convincing management that each dependency takes a full day to configure. "Sorry, NumPy is being particularly stubborn today. Might need to order pizza and work late."

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