What having unintended "features" in your code looks like

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Content Tester could not find even one defect in my code... ME FOR NEXT 5 DAYS: fb.meyuva.krishna.memes

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Four years of algorithm analysis, data structures, and discrete mathematics just to ask if you want ketchup with that. The job market's so saturated that your resume with "proficient in 12 programming languages" is now being used to wrap burgers. Still paying off student loans with minimum wage while the CS dropout who made a silly app about cats is now worth millions. The ultimate stack overflow.

Content SON, YOU CAN'T SPEND ALL DAY PLAYING VIDEOGAMES WHAT WOLLD YOUR GRANPA SAY? WRITE YOUR CODE WITH BAD VARIABLE NAMES, IF ONLY YOU CAN READ IT YOU CAN'T BE FIRED

The truth bomb that launched a thousand uncomfortable laughs at a dev conference. Nothing says "modern web development" like creating 47MB of JavaScript dependencies to avoid writing display: flex; justify-content: center; . Meanwhile, the audience is divided between those nodding in agreement and those who just published their "Revolutionary CSS-in-JS Solution" on GitHub yesterday. The irony of someone presenting this while probably using a JS framework to power their slides is just *chef's kiss*.