What having unintended "features" in your code looks like

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Content We can't find what is causing the bug.. ;: OSHKOSH, MI YEAR: 1905 THINGAT: HI RENAISBANCI Sr. Dev Architect So let's bring an expert here Jr. Devwho injected the bug ishna memes That's me.

The comic brilliantly parodies both Mario Bros and Linux distributions with a dash of existential crisis. The characters are dressed as popular Linux distros - Ubuntu (with its iconic circle logo) and Linux Mint (with its green "M" logo). The joke hinges on how Linux Mint is actually based on Ubuntu, yet gets forgotten or mistaken for "Green Ubuntu" by casual users. Poor Mint is basically Ubuntu's forgotten child who just wants to be recognized for its own identity! The Mario-style "It's-a me" speech pattern makes it even funnier, as if these distros are siblings in some dysfunctional open-source family where the derivative distro struggles for recognition against its more famous parent. Classic middle child syndrome, but with package managers!

The eternal dance of code reviews, beautifully captured in its natural habitat. Reviewer drops a last-minute bombshell requirement that wasn't in any spec. Developer responds with the most honest code documentation ever written—and somehow still gets those sweet, sweet approvals. The best part? It got merged anyway! Nothing says "professional software development" quite like telling your reviewer where to shove their Assembly support and then pushing to master anyway. The 8 likes are from other developers who've been there but never had the courage.

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Ah, the modern programmer's greatest alibi. "My model's thinking" has replaced "code's compiling" as the perfect excuse to stare blankly at nothing while your manager hovers nearby. The beauty is in the plausible deniability. Your LLM could be solving world hunger or generating cat pictures—nobody knows! And that 20-minute "thinking" phase? Could be processing terabytes of data or just stuck in an infinite loop. Either way, you're off the hook. Ten years in the industry and I've seen the excuses evolve from "the build's running" to "Docker's updating" to this masterpiece. Progress!