What having unintended "features" in your code looks like

Content WANNA BEIN RELATIONSHIP WHICH ONE? ONE TO ONEI MANY TO ONE ONE TO MANY MANY TO MANY

Content public class Person public void laugh() System.out.print ("Hahaha"); public class EvilPerson extends Person public void laugh() System.out.print ("Mwahahaha"");

Content Is Your Child Texting About Programming Languages? What your C obsessed teen's texts actually mean omg - one more generic wtf - wheres the function fml - for my loop idfc - indentation doesn't feel correct lol - logic on loop aka - abhorrent kafkaesque arithmetic rofl - right-oriented frame layout imo - iteration may overload stfu - statically typed feels unwise brb - bad recursion brb ProarammerHumor.io

Content me explaining how printed out the strings in a tringle my dad who's been programming for 20 years

Content NOT SURE IF I AM A GOOD PROGRAMMING OR GOOD AT GOOGLING

Trying to explain your cybersecurity job to non-tech people is like walking through a minefield! 💥 First you drop the technical bomb - "I exploit vulnerabilities for brute force penetration" - and suddenly everyone's giving you THAT look. The desperate "In computers, right?" follow-up is that universal plea we all make when our jargon sounds WAY too sketchy out of context! The awkward silence before clarifying is pure comedy gold - those three seconds where your family thinks you might actually be confessing to crimes! 😂