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Ah, the evolution of databases in one SQL statement. This dev is basically saying "forget all those fancy PostgreSQL data types – just give me an ID and a JSON blob and I'll figure out the rest." It's the database equivalent of saying "I don't need a fancy toolbox, just give me duct tape and WD-40." What's hilarious is this is literally how MongoDB was born – "schemas are too restrictive, just throw everything in a document!" Now we've come full circle with PostgreSQL's JSONB type, letting relational database purists secretly use NoSQL patterns while still feeling superior. It's like wearing a MongoDB t-shirt under your Oracle business suit.

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Ah, the classic technical debt masterpiece! Two construction workers building a brick wall that's completely misaligned and chaotic, captioned with the most dangerous phrase in software development: "Just keep coding. We can always fix it later." This is basically every sprint planning meeting where the product manager needs features yesterday. The wall represents your codebase - structurally questionable but somehow still standing. Those crooked bricks? That's your hastily written functions that somehow pass the tests. Spoiler alert: "later" never comes. Six months from now you'll be explaining to new hires why there's a comment that says "// TODO: Refactor this nightmare before 2018".

From "senior dev with 18 years experience" to "no idea" about actual coding skills in 7 minutes flat. Nothing captures the tech industry's impostor syndrome epidemic quite like this. The beautiful irony of someone who abandoned actual programming to become a "vibe coder" (whatever that is) and still can't assess their own abilities. It's the career equivalent of putting "proficient in Microsoft Word" on your resume but not knowing how to change the font.

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