The Most Honest Terms And Conditions Ever

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The Most Honest Terms And Conditions Ever

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The most honest Terms & Conditions dialog in software history. While we blindly check that little box and proceed, this dialog is having none of it. "1208 lines in just a second" is basically calling us all liars, followed by the sadistic 20-minute timeout before you can install. It's the digital equivalent of your mom making you finish your vegetables before dessert, except the vegetables are legalese written by someone who charges $800/hour. Next time just add "firstborn child" to the terms—we'd still click without reading.

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