The Most Honest Terms And Conditions Ever

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Funny how reputation works in tech. Deploy a thousand flawless builds? Nobody remembers. Accidentally run that DROP TABLE script on production instead of the test environment just one time ? Suddenly it's your new middle name at the company. Your tombstone will probably read "Here lies the person who brought down the payment system during Black Friday 2023." The database team still has a cardboard cutout of your face with a red X through it.

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Ah yes, the dark ages of computing. Before FORTRAN showed up in 1956, programmers were just keyboard warriors in the most literal sense - manually toggling 0s and 1s like prehistoric savages. Nothing says "I'm having a productive day at work" like frantically flipping physical switches for eight hours straight while your coworkers wonder if you're having a seizure or actually programming something. The best part? Debugging meant checking if your finger slipped on switch #4,271. Good times.

Ah, the endless scroll of nested if statements! This comic perfectly captures that moment when your code logic gets so deep you need a spelunking team to find your way back out. The comic just keeps going... and going... and going... just like that conditional nightmare you wrote at 3 AM that seemed like a good idea at the time. By the time you reach the end, you've forgotten what the original condition even was! This is why senior devs wake up in cold sweats screaming "REFACTOR!" and why code reviewers contemplate career changes. The real horror isn't the monster under your bed—it's the 17 nested if statements waiting for you in Monday's code review.

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