We have been made! Abort all memes, delete all search history. This is not a drill.

[text] Whats your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out Im a Senior Software Engineer working for groundbreaking new super secretive projects for one of the companies in the top 10 of the Fortune 500. And actually dont have the faintest clue what Im doing. Google almost everything and string things together in a sorta sensible way and people are happy as can be for some reason. By now Im pretty sure Im in a social experiment or maybe Im the village idiot they have to entertain so that dont go outside and break things that matter. They call it imposter syndrome but like really guys. really dont know what the hell Im doing. Its just Google answering my endless stream of questions. only successfully passed the job interview because they gave me plenty of time without me doing it live to work on their jobinterviewassignment. My sixfigure salary feels so unjust. often see people working at a fast food joint who seem smarter than am. And could set fire to a kettle boiling water theyre at least flipping burgers which cant do without causing genderrevealesque disasters.