Uninterrupted Work

Work from home Developer life Workflow Meetings Productivity Interruptions Corporate culture Notifications Deep work

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2 months ago 101,388 views 0 shares

Uninterrupted Work

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The eternal programmer's fantasy: "uninterrupted deep work." This poor soul finally carves out time to enter the mythical flow state, only to be immediately bombarded with notifications from every department imaginable. Manager needs an "urgent" call (it's never urgent), QA has an "ASAP" request (it can wait), Design wants a "quick call" (nothing is ever quick), and HR needs "5 mins" (which is corporate-speak for "30 minutes minimum"). The final panel showing the programmer banging their head against the laptop is the most realistic code documentation I've ever seen. This isn't a meme—it's a documentary of our daily suffering.

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