Today our main server crashed. I suspect Russian hackers

Content You sit all day and write code! You need to get some fresh air!

Content Sophie Koonin type error ( Follow Rule 1: always colour match your IDE. 5:45 AM - 30 Mar 2019 175 Retweets 2,546 Likes 83 17 175 M 2.5K Tweet your reply Sophie Koonin typeerror 9h V Oh my god will people please stop critiquing the code, I did not ask, and it's not even actual code that has ever been run. 13 17 128

Content Anna Baas venite 2h A friend learned COBOL and received a codebase where the last change was done in the 90s... by. his. mum. 9 2 17 10 48 nobody imaguid 20m that's not how inheritance is supposed to work in programming 9 1 17 1

Content What we say What we mean Horrible hack Horrible hack that I didn't write Temporary workaround Horrible hack that I wrote It's broken There are bugs in your code It has a few issues There are bugs in my code Obscure Someone else's code doesn't have comments Self-documenting My code doesn't have comments That's why it's an awesome language It's my favorite language and it's really easy to do something in it. You're thinking in the wrong mindset It's my favorite language and it's really hard to do something in it. I can read this Perl script I wrote this Perl script I can't read this Perl script I didn't write this Perl script Bad structure Someone else's code is badly organized Complex structure My code is badly organized Bug The absence of a feature I like Out of scope The absence of a feature I don't like Clean solution It works and I understand it We need to rewrite it It works but I don't understand it emacs is better than vi it's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war vi is better than emacs It's too peaceful here, let's start a flame war IMHO You are wrong Legacy code It works, but no one knows how XCquitVESCESCC I don't know how to quit vi

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Content my boss my boss paying 40 a month for a good, well designed service paying me 40 an hour to make a shittier custom version