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Content WHEN YOUR COLLEGE ASKS YOU TO WRITE A PROGRAM TO CHECK IF 2 STRINGS ARE EQUAL FOR 16 MARKS AND THEY REDUCE 5 MARKS SINCE IT ISN'T BIG ENOUGH

Someone: "Obfuscation doesn't work!" Meanwhile, the obfuscated code looks like hieroglyphics designed by an ancient programmer who hated their future self. It's not just unreadable—it's actively trying to cause psychic damage. The kind of code that makes your IDE contemplate a career change. Whoever wrote this didn't just obfuscate their code, they turned it into a cryptic summoning ritual that would make even the most hardened security expert weep into their mechanical keyboard. And yet, somewhere out there, a developer is proudly thinking "No one will ever reverse engineer THIS masterpiece!"

When your Java debugging session turns into an existential crisis... Google's algorithm saw "how to tell if you are running JDK or JRE" and immediately offered suicide prevention resources. Because let's face it, nothing makes you question your life choices quite like trying to figure out which Java runtime environment you're using. The Stack Overflow answer is right there, but Google's like "You okay, buddy? Need to talk about those Java version checks?" Pure algorithmic empathy at its finest!

Content You could also just use notebook paper Text editors Notepad Notepad Sublime Text The Editor Spectrum Code editors IDEs Atom Vim Emacs Visual Studio Code Visual Studio will do most of the writing for you Jetbrains IDEs (IDEA, Rider, etc)

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Content EXCUSE ME, SIR IS THIS YOUR CODE? YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WROTE IT? THAT MEANS, YOU MUST KNOW HOW IT WORKS? THEN HOW DOES IT WORK? YUP YUP MAKES SENSE TO ME NO IDEA