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The universal startup formula: someone with zero technical knowledge but a "revolutionary idea" chasing down the nearest programmer they can find. "I'll handle the business side" translates to "I'll take 90% equity while you build the entire product." The programmer's running away is the most technically accurate part of the whole scenario. Just another day where someone thinks their Uber-but-for-dog-walkers concept is worth billions while the implementation is apparently just "some coding stuff."

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When your server demons are so unruly that divine intervention is the only option left. Nothing says "we've reached a new level of desperation" quite like a priest with a broom performing an exorcism on your Linux server. The command at the bottom ( etc/init.d/daemon stop ) is the technical equivalent of "begone, unholy bugs!" — except with a 50% success rate at best. The other 50%? That's when you start considering a career change to something less haunted, like ghost hunting.

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