This is sadly realistic

The duality of the paranoid developer! First panel: frantically hunting through VS Code settings to disable Microsoft's telemetry like a digital privacy crusader. Matrix-style background because we're obviously elite hackers protecting our precious code snippets and search history. Second panel: immediately surrendering all that privacy by activating GitHub Copilot, which sends your entire codebase to Microsoft's servers for analysis. It's like installing a security system on your front door while leaving the back door wide open with a neon sign saying "FREE DATA HERE!" The true irony? We'll spend hours configuring privacy settings but won't hesitate for a second to let an AI see our embarrassingly commented code if it saves us from writing another boring CRUD function. Privacy principles

Content Adding another programming language to my resume after learning how to write Hello World in it. debo

Content COCAINE MARIJUANA BEER overnight support after I push changes to prod 3 minutes before going on vacation

Content Waiting for access to code Received Google Drive link

Content Pranay Pathole PPathole 1973: What are you doing with that 4KB of RAM? -Sending people to the moon. 2019: - What are you doing with that 16GB of RAM and 102 CPU? - Excel has a dialogue box open somewhere.

Content FrontEnd Dude frontenddude "So, why do you want to work as a remote developer from Mexico?" 'I want to be a seor developer."