Think How Your Future Self Will Feel

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Think How Your Future Self Will Feel

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Writing code with zero documentation is like putting your future self in a chokehold with a dirty boot. Sure, it feels fast and efficient now—why waste time on tests and comments when you could be "shipping features"? Fast forward six months and there you are, staring at your own cryptic spaghetti code like it's written in hieroglyphics. The boot of regret slowly crushing your soul as you whisper, "Who wrote this garbage? Oh wait... it was me." That's karma in its purest form.

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