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Let's be honest, our job titles should just be "Professional Stack Overflow Researchers." The gap between what we claim to know and what we actually Google daily is the industry's best-kept open secret. Four years of computer science education just to perfect the art of crafting the perfect search query. "How to center div" for the 600th time this week? Yep, that's going in the search bar. The real programming skill isn't memorizing syntax—it's knowing exactly which error message to copy-paste into Google. Our IDE is just the middleman between us and our true coding environment: Chrome's incognito mode so colleagues can't see how basic our questions really are.

Content Quora Open in App Sign In When I was 4, my sister was 2. 1 am now 44. How old is my sister? Samuel Lipoff, studied at Harvard University Updated April 5, 2020 This is a tough one. She might be 42, but she could be 41 or 43 also, since you don't say when your birthday is and her birthday is. Also, she could be dead. Finally, you might have thought she was your sister but actually your mom had an affair with another man and the woman who is 1-3 younger than you is not actually your sister. But your mom may have given away your real sister for adoption, in which case she's probably older than you. See why it's tough? Finally, what if you think your sister is dead, but she actually has become an astronaut on a secret government project for near light-speed travel? Then your sister would be aging more slowly than you, so she could potentially be even younger than 41. 118.2K views View 142 Upvoters View Sharers Posted in rINTP reddit

Content Florin Pop - florinpop1705 Yes, I am a programmer. No, I do not install Windows and drivers. No, I don't know what's the best laptop for you. No, I do not know why your internet is laggy. I'm sorry. I'm just a programmer. 8:48 PM Dec 8, 2019 Twitter Web App

Backend developers: masters of APIs, databases, and server architecture... but apparently not ergonomics. Why spend money on a second monitor when you can just develop scoliosis instead? The monitor is literally angled away like it's trying to escape, and buddy here is twisted like a pretzel just to see his code. Meanwhile, frontend devs are out here with their triple ultra-wide setups and RGB everything, while backend folks are coding in positions that would make a chiropractor weep. But hey, at least the database queries are optimized, right? Who needs proper posture when you've got properly normalized tables?

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