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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Future regrets Memes

Posts tagged with Future regrets

Comments Are Very Important

Programming Debugging Testing
7 days ago 77.3K views 0 shares
Comments Are Very Important
The gradual descent into madness every developer experiences when they convince themselves comments are unnecessary. "I'll remember what this code does" is the battle cry of the optimistic junior, while the clown makeup represents the inevitable reality check six months later when you're staring at your own hieroglyphics wondering what dark magic you were attempting to summon. Future You will absolutely hate Past You for this decision. The final form—full clown regalia—is what you deserve when you realize the code that "only you will work on" is now being assigned to the new hire who keeps asking why there's a function called fixThisLater() with zero explanation.

The Clown Transformation Pipeline

Programming Debugging Testing
1 month ago 78.1K views 0 shares
The Clown Transformation Pipeline
The gradual transformation into a complete clown represents the self-delusion of developers who think their undocumented code will somehow remain comprehensible over time. Sure, you wrote it yesterday and understand it perfectly. Fast forward six months and you'll be staring at your own creation like it's written in hieroglyphics. Future you will hate present you. Your teammates? They've already started building the voodoo doll.

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