CSS Properties On A First-Name Basis

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CSS Properties On A First-Name Basis

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Front-end developers are out here anthropomorphizing CSS properties like they're Pokémon. The joke is that each CSS property has a "full name" and an abbreviated "nickname" that devs use:

text-emphasis-style: sesame → TESS
shape-inside: auto → SIA
text-orientation: mixed → TOM

And then there's align-self: stretch who's clearly had it with this naming convention nonsense. The character is literally stretched vertically, looking miserable about the whole situation.

Seven years into my career and I still have to Google "how to center a div" but sure, let's pretend we're on a first-name basis with these properties.

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