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The holy war of operating systems, visualized as an IQ bell curve. The average devs (middle of the curve) are crying about needing Linux for coding. Meanwhile, both the "too simple to know better" folks and the enlightened geniuses have transcended the debate entirely—one thinks OS doesn't matter, and the other has ascended to some mythical "Temple OS" plane of existence. It's the perfect illustration of programming tribalism. After 15 years in the industry, I've watched countless junior devs have existential meltdowns over OS choice while the seniors just use whatever gets the job done. And then there's that one architect who built their own custom Gentoo setup that nobody else can comprehend.

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This cosmic roast of development methodologies is painfully accurate. Waterfall gets you to Mars after a rigid plan, while Agile lands you on the Moon instead because requirements changed mid-flight. Kanban? You'll break down the Mars mission into thousands of sticky notes and still be waiting for armrests a year later. Scrum is just a series of sprints that end with scrapping everything after a 15-minute meeting. And Lean Development? Just slap wings on a firecracker and try convincing investors it's basically a spaceship. The space between our development ambitions and reality is apparently as vast as the distance to Mars itself.

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Content SAYING IAVA IS COOD BECAUSE ITS WORKS ON ALL OPERATING SYSTEMS IS LIKE SAYING ANAL SEX IS GOOD BECAUSE IT WORKS ON ALL GENDERS