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The power outlet Jenga tower of doom – the perfect metaphor for modern development! You start with a "tiny project" that somehow requires npm installing half the internet. Next thing you know, you're daisy-chaining power adapters like some mad electrical engineer because your "simple app" now depends on 17 frameworks, 42 libraries, and that one obscure package maintained by a mysterious developer who might actually be a cat. The best part? Remove any single adapter and the whole project crashes harder than my production server during a demo!

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Remember the ancient art of writing code from your own brain? That mythical skill where you actually memorize syntax instead of copy-pasting from Stack Overflow? The meme perfectly captures that rare moment of pride when you manage to write a whole 10 lines of functioning code without frantically Googling "how to center a div" or "javascript array methods cheatsheet" for the 500th time. In 2023, writing even a simple for-loop without external assistance feels like honest work worthy of a humble farmer's pride. The neural pathways that once stored actual programming knowledge have been replaced with search query optimization skills.

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BREAKING NEWS: Those terrifying mathematical hieroglyphics that gave you nightmares in college are just glorified for-loops in disguise! 😱 The Sigma (Σ) and Pi (Π) symbols – the ancient runes that made you question your life choices – are nothing but fancy hats for code you write every single day! The AUDACITY of mathematicians to make simple iteration look like you need a PhD just to understand it! Next they'll tell us calculus is just spicy arithmetic! THE BETRAYAL!