These Are Real Statistics

Technical debt Developer life Imposter syndrome Software development Code quality Bugfixing Self-deprecating

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These Are Real Statistics

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The most honest programming statistic you'll ever see. Turns out the "coding" part of being a developer is just the appetizer before the main course of self-loathing and regret. Nothing quite captures the developer experience like spending an entire day writing beautiful code, only to spend the rest of the week deleting it line by line while muttering "what was I thinking?" under your breath. The circle of developer life: write, regret, delete, repeat. It's not a bug, it's a feature of our existence.

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