Random generation Memes

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this programmer asking if anyone's used his UUID! 😱 For the uninitiated, UUIDs (Universally Unique Identifiers) are LITERALLY DESIGNED to be unique across the entire universe! The chances of generating a duplicate are astronomically small - like winning-the-lottery-while-being-struck-by-lightning-while-finding-a-four-leaf-clover small! 🌌 And then someone has the NERVE to claim they were "saving it for their son"?! I'M DECEASED! 💀 The follow-up negotiation is just *chef's kiss* perfect comedic timing. This is peak developer humor that makes database administrators sob into their coffee.