Bad Computing

JavaScript devs watching Ruby on Rails folks tear each other apart over politics while sipping coffee through their npm dependency hell. First time? Ha! The JS community survived ES6 vs ES5, jQuery wars, framework fatigue, and approximately 8,742 state management libraries. Political drama? That's just Tuesday for us. We've been divided since someone first suggested semicolons were optional.

Coming back to code you wrote just two weeks ago and finding it completely incomprehensible is basically a rite of passage. The guy staring at Egyptian hieroglyphics on his screen? That's you trying to decode your own variable names like temp2_final_ACTUAL and wondering what possessed you to write a 47-line nested ternary operator. The real kicker is that two weeks ago, you were absolutely convinced your logic was crystal clear and didn't need comments because "the code documents itself." Spoiler alert: it doesn't. Future you is now sitting there like an archaeologist trying to understand an ancient civilization's thought process, except the ancient civilization is literally just past you being lazy about documentation. Pro tip: if you can't understand your own code after two weeks, imagine what your teammates will think. Comments aren't just for other people—they're love letters to your future self who has completely forgotten why that hacky workaround was "absolutely necessary."

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The mathematical impossibility is the real punchline here! Half + 90% = 140% of programming effort, which perfectly captures how time seems to warp when you're hunting down that one elusive bug. It's like entering a quantum realm where the laws of mathematics no longer apply and a "quick fix" somehow consumes your entire weekend. Every developer has experienced that moment of existential dread when they realize their elegant 10-minute coding solution has spawned 8 hours of "why isn't this working?!" frustration. The quote isn't wrong though—it just forgot to account for the space-time distortion field that activates whenever you type "console.log" for the 47th time.