Bad Computing

Content Tweet Nat Aliscion tesseralis 13h man goes to doctor. says he's depressed. says work is overwhelming. everything is disorganized, swamped with bureaucracy. "use the app JIRA" says doctor. "It'll help your organization keep track of work." "but doc," says the man. "I work on JIRA." 17189 1,388 1 Show this thread See replies

Content WHEN YOU PROGRAM OPEN SOURCE YOU'RE PROGRAMMING COMMUNISM A REMINDER from YOUR FRIENDS AT MICROSOFT

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The perfect visual metaphor for Git workflow doesn't exi— Wait, it's Ryanair! The top image shows a plane landing (git commit) - safely storing your code changes. The middle shows a plane taking off (git push) - launching your commits to the remote repository with the confidence of a budget airline pilot. But that bottom image... git add with people climbing stairs to nowhere in the desert is absolutely savage. Just like how we frantically stage random files hoping they'll somehow work together, while stranded in dependency hell. Whoever made this clearly had to debug merge conflicts at 3am before a deadline.

Content I AM A DEVELOPER. NO WAY. I AM A DEVELOPER! DOES THAT MAKE US BEST FRIENDS!? NO. OH. BECAUSE BEING A DEVELOPER IS ONLY PART OF WHO WE ARE AND THERE'S SO MUCH MORE TO LEARN ABOUT EACH OTHER? YES... THAT'S WHY. php Little Porpoise

You spend three days wrestling with a build error that makes absolutely no sense. You've tried everything—cleared cache, deleted node_modules, sacrificed a rubber duck to the debugging gods. Then one morning you wake up, run the build command, and it just... works. No code changes. No updates. Nothing. The sheer terror of not knowing what fixed it is somehow worse than the bug itself. Did it fix itself? Was it a cosmic ray? A race condition that finally lost the race? You'll never know, and that uncertainty will haunt you forever. Because if you don't know what fixed it, it can come back at any moment. Sleep tight.