Bad Computing

Content LEVELS OF HELL: Limbo Lust Gluttony Greed Anger Heresy Violence Fraud Treachery Opening a bug report without a way to reproduce it and then harassing the maintainers to fix it

Content Before Corona includestdio.h int main() printf("Hello World!"); return 0; After Corona includestdio.h int main() printf("Hello World!"); return 0;

Content Joma jomaoppa I saw a software engineer today No company swag hoodie. No stickers on their laptop. No mechanical keyboard. He just sat there. Typing away on our default IDE. Like a psychopath.

Ah, the classic corporate "transparency" move. Some Japanese website creates a seemingly helpful tool for home buyers to avoid noisy neighborhoods, but the real punchline? They're straight-up admitting they've been eavesdropping on everyone through their phones. That map isn't a public service—it's a confession wrapped in a feature. "Hey, we've been spying on you for years, but look at this cool heat map we made with all your private conversations!" The tech industry's version of "I've been stealing your mail for years, but I made you a nice collage with all the photos I found."

OH MY GOD, the eternal struggle of the wannabe game dev! 😱 There you are, BURSTING with creative energy, ready to birth your gaming masterpiece into the world, but WAIT—your soul-sucking 9-5 job has you in a DEATH GRIP! It's literally hanging onto you like some kind of corporate parasite, asking "Going somewhere?" with that smug little face. The AUDACITY! Your dreams of building the next indie sensation are being CRUSHED under the weight of stable income and health insurance. The HORROR of responsible adulthood strikes again! Your game development ambitions are basically being held hostage by your need to pay rent. Tragic.

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