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Content Some day we won't even need coders any more. We'll be able to just write the specification and the program will write itself Oh wow, you're right! We'll be able to write a comprehensive and precise spec and bam, we won't need programmers any more! Exactly And do you know the industry term for a proiect specification that is comprehensive and precise enough to generate a program? Code It's called code CommitStrip.com

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The eternal paradox of debugging! Your code is a complete mystery - absolutely zero logic to why it's failing. Yet somehow you're STILL obsessed with fixing it! 🔍 Nothing screams "Monday morning" like staring at error messages that might as well be written in hieroglyphics while your team lead asks for updates. The code makes absolutely no sense, defies all programming logic, and yet... you can't stop thinking about it. That sweet dopamine hit when you finally fix the bug is worth all the suffering! It's like a toxic relationship with your codebase - "I hate you but I can't quit you!" 💻❤️‍🔥

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