The Two Faces Of Development

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The Two Faces Of Development

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Coding alone: Hulk smashing everything in sight, pure chaos, feeling invincible.

Code review with seniors: Hulk looking ashamed, hand on face, surrounded by judgmental Avengers who are silently wondering how you managed to break every coding standard in existence.

Nothing humbles you faster than having your "brilliant" solution dissected by people who've seen every bad implementation since COBOL was cool. The "ONE WAY" sign in the background is just chef's kiss irony.

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