The Two Faces Of Development

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The pinnacle of error handling right here! This dev just casually commented out the error handling with // I missed the part where that's my problem in a webhook function. Sure, let the API call fail silently in production - what could possibly go wrong? Just yeet that error into the void and let future-you (or some poor on-call engineer at 2AM) deal with the consequences when customers start complaining. Classic "works on my machine" energy. The Spider-Man reference makes it even more perfect - with great code comes absolutely zero responsibility, apparently!

The ultimate programmer pickup line that makes everyone else's flirting attempts look like deprecated code! This gem cleverly plays on Git terminology where "commit" means both pushing code changes to a repository AND making a relationship official. The double entendre is absolutely *chef's kiss* for devs who spend more time with repositories than with actual humans. Guaranteed to either land you a date or trigger a merge conflict with their personal boundaries.

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The git diff shows Firefox removing their FAQ answer about not selling personal data. Nothing says "we value privacy" quite like deleting the promise not to sell it! Clearly Firefox decided the best way to compete with Chrome was to speedrun the "Either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain" challenge. That deletion is worth a thousand privacy policies. For those wondering, this is from Firefox's structured-data-firefox-faq.html file where they've removed the entire Q&A about not selling user data. The irony is palpable - they kept the "Why is Firefox so slow?" question though. At least they've got their priorities straight!