How programmers comment their code...

Content I'm a programmer, I am rare, pay me more Reality Proarammerumor.to

Content my program: works perfectly me: cleans up the code also my program: well now I am not doing it

Content Programmers resume after 10 years of experience.. RANDOM BULLSHIT GOIlI

Content Me: clicks "compile" My 2000 laptop:

The rarest creature in software development: a programmer who actually fixes bugs within the timeframe they promised. Sure, they'll confidently declare "I'll fix it in an hour" with the same conviction as someone who says "just one more episode before bed." Two hours later, they're down a rabbit hole of Stack Overflow tabs, questioning their career choices and the fundamental laws of computer science. The real joke is that we keep believing them every single time.

Every dev who's ever deployed their first monetized side project knows this pain. You spend 300 hours building a SaaS app, celebrate making your first $20, and suddenly your entire family thinks you're the next Zuckerberg. Meanwhile, you're hiding in the attic calculating that your hourly rate works out to about 6 cents, wondering if you should mention the $200 you spent on AWS credits. The classic "ramen profitable" stage where the only thing more fragile than your codebase is your ego.