Apt Get Install Cure

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Apt Get Install Cure

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Sure, OpenAI will solve cancer. Right after they finish training their models on the entire internet, burning through enough electricity to power a small country, and charging $20/month for ChatGPT Plus. Meanwhile, cancer researchers are over here actually doing science with microscopes and petri dishes like it's the stone age.

The joke being that people genuinely think AI is some magic sudo command that'll fix literally everything, including diseases that have stumped humanity for centuries. Sorry folks, but apt-get install cancer-cure returns a 404. Package not found in any repository, not even the sketchy PPAs.

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