I'll Leave This For Tomorrow

Procrastination Technical debt Bug fixing Time management Developer life Vacation planning Future self Self-sabotage Coding habits Work ethic

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I'll Leave This For Tomorrow

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The eternal paradox of software development: pushing bugs to future-you who's literally on vacation. It's that special kind of self-sabotage where you convince yourself that Friday-afternoon-you is making a brilliant decision by postponing that critical fix, completely forgetting that Monday-morning-you will be sipping margaritas on a beach somewhere. The git commit message should just read feat: added problem for nobody to solve.

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