The Ritual Of Professional Complaining

Legacy code Software engineering Code review Git blame Technical debt Code refactoring Developer life Self-awareness

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The Ritual Of Professional Complaining

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The pot calling the kettle black has never been so ironic. Software engineers spend half their careers staring at legacy code muttering "who wrote this garbage?" before checking git blame and discovering it was themselves three months ago. The sacred ritual of cursing your predecessors' code is basically our version of a stand-up meeting - mandatory and therapeutic. Next time you're refactoring some unholy mess, remember: somewhere, an electrician is looking at your home wiring thinking the exact same thing.

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