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The Expanding Brain Of Job Descriptions
Programming Webdev Physics Frontend Backend
3 days ago 68.6K views 0 shares
The Expanding Brain Of Job Descriptions
The AUDACITY of developers to describe their job with such grandiose terms! 💅 From "I design and build complex software systems" (yawn) to the more modest "I create websites and applications" (still pretentious), until we descend into the brutally honest "I write text on a computer" and "I press keys on a keyboard." But that final form—"I force electrons to do math"—is where the cosmic enlightenment happens! It's like watching someone's ego deflate and then suddenly TRANSCEND to quantum physics! The brain gets more illuminated with each level of self-awareness. Next time someone asks what I do, I'm skipping straight to "electron taskmaster" and watching their face melt.

Targeted Advertising
Frontend Webdev Programming
7 days ago 60.4K views 1 shares
Targeted Advertising
Oh, the sweet irony of a company desperately seeking a graphic designer while displaying their job ad in what appears to be Microsoft Paint's finest handwriting. Nothing says "we need professional design help" quite like a billboard that looks like it was created by a kindergartener with a digital crayon. The perfect self-fulfilling prophecy – they've proven their need beyond any reasonable doubt. Whoever approved this masterpiece deserves either immediate termination or an unexpected promotion for the most convincing job advertisement in history.

This Title Has No Meaninful Contribution To Society
Git Devops Programming
10 days ago 80.2K views 0 shares
This Title Has No Meaninful Contribution To Society
Ah, the classic GitHub existential crisis! Someone created a repo with the self-aware name "This project has no meaningful contribution to society" and then someone else opened an issue with the most dramatic comment possible: "We are in dire and immediate need of innovation." It's like showing up to a kid's lemonade stand and demanding they solve the global water crisis. The best part? The issue got 19 reactions and was promptly closed. Nothing says "welcome to open source" like passionate debates about projects that openly admit their uselessness. This is basically every developer's side project that started with "I'll change the world" and ended with "please don't look at my code."