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The Programming Language Special Forces

html Programming languages Cpp

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The Programming Language Special Forces

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The programming language hierarchy in its natural habitat! While the "serious" languages are geared up for battle, poor HTML is just vibing in a clown costume. The eternal debate of "is HTML a programming language?" visualized perfectly. The hardened veterans of syntax and compilation stand ready, while HTML's just happy to be included in the squad. Reminds me of that one intern who shows up to the architecture meeting with nothing but enthusiasm and a vague understanding of what a for-loop is.

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