The Programmer's Public Nightmare

Tech support Coding life Family tech support Social expectations App ideas Non-technical people Programmer stereotypes Hacking misconceptions Tech frustrations

Programming Security

4 months ago 125,052 views 0 shares

The Programmer's Public Nightmare

tech-support-memes, family-tech-support-memes, programmer-stereotypes-memes, hacking-misconceptions-memes, app-ideas-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE of being a programmer in public! One second you're innocently sliding down the playground, and BOOM—suddenly you're bombarded with tech support requests, million-dollar app ideas, and casual requests to commit federal crimes! 💀 The audacity of people thinking "programmer" means "free IT department, startup incubator, and hacker-for-hire" all rolled into one! Next time someone asks you to "just hack Facebook real quick," remember that prison orange is NOT your color, sweetie!

More Like This

I am incredibly unfunny

Programming php Backend

4 years ago 51.3K views 0 shares

I am incredibly unfunny | programming-memes, php-memes, program-memes, ide-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content KNOW THE RISKS php PHP - hallucinogenic drug - programming language - use has lead users - use has lead users to suicide to suicide

Mmmmhmmmm

Programming

2 years ago 28.6K views 0 shares

mmmmhmmmm | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content :06:1: ;: Those who don't know Those who know made with mematic ProarammerHumor.io

Toby Fox Is Wild

Programming

12 months ago 26.8K views 0 shares

tobyFoxIsWild | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Undertale's developer using a 1000 case switch statement THIS IS FiNe.

The Universal Language Of Confusion

Programming C++ Java Debugging

5 months ago 136.1K views 0 shares

The Universal Language Of Confusion

The duality of programming languages in their natural habitat: Java developers live in two states: complete confusion and smug pretentiousness. "What the hell is this code" meets "It's a StrategyManagerFactory" with zero middle ground. The naming conventions alone require a PhD in verbosity. Meanwhile, C++ developers have achieved enlightenment through suffering. Both sides of the brain have united in the brotherhood of bewilderment. The left guy asks what the hell is happening, and the right guy—instead of pretending to understand—simply admits the universal truth of programming: absolutely nobody knows what's going on. The real joke? We're all getting paid to write code nobody understands. Pure genius.

Can you imagine

Programming

4 years ago 24.8K views 0 shares

Can you imagine | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content PEOPLECOMPIAT ABOUT FEETMILESGAMONS, BUT IMAGINE FAMERICA DIDNTOSE SECONDSHOURS DEVELOPERS Confused screaming

This guy coining "Recursion, until a terminating case is met."

Programming Javascript Python Java

4 years ago 71.7K views 0 shares

This guy coining "Recursion, until a terminating case is met." | recursion-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content e4moji e4moii If I had a nickel for every time I got confused, I'd be like "where'd this nickel come from?" and then there'd be another nickel and I'd think "what's with the nickels?" leading to more nickels and confusion and eventually I'd be slowly crushed by nickels without ever knowing why ProarammerHumor.io