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Why Does My PDF Reader Need My Family Census?
Android Webdev Security Frontend
11 days ago 63.7K views 0 shares
Why Does My PDF Reader Need My Family Census?
That moment when you're just trying to download a simple PDF reader app, and suddenly you're being interrogated about your entire family tree. Nothing says "I just want to open a document" like having to declare how many 6-year-old boys you have in your possession. The real question is why any PDF viewer needs this information. What's next? Blood type and favorite breakfast cereal? Your childhood pet's zodiac sign? Pro tip: whenever an app asks for weirdly specific personal info, just remember - somewhere a data scientist is getting paid to figure out the correlation between having a 9-year-old girl and your likelihood to click on ads for Minecraft toys.

If Microsoft Renamed The Gulf Of Mexico
Microsoft Azure Windows Cloud
1 month ago 92.6K views 0 shares
If Microsoft Renamed The Gulf Of Mexico
OMG, the absolute AUDACITY! Microsoft's infamous "(work or school)" account distinction has now colonized GEOGRAPHY! 💀 For the uninitiated souls who've never experienced the existential crisis of logging into Microsoft services: you're constantly forced to choose between "personal" or "work or school" accounts, creating the digital equivalent of multiple personality disorder! Next up: The Atlantic Ocean (personal) vs. The Pacific Ocean (work or school). I CANNOT with this company! 😭

The Programmer's Public Nightmare
Programming Security
1 month ago 83.1K views 0 shares
The Programmer's Public Nightmare
The ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE of being a programmer in public! One second you're innocently sliding down the playground, and BOOM—suddenly you're bombarded with tech support requests, million-dollar app ideas, and casual requests to commit federal crimes! 💀 The audacity of people thinking "programmer" means "free IT department, startup incubator, and hacker-for-hire" all rolled into one! Next time someone asks you to "just hack Facebook real quick," remember that prison orange is NOT your color, sweetie!