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Content oIt The Future Programmer TheProgrammerMe Coming back to finish the code you started writing 2 weeks ago 9:38 pm 30 May 22 Twitter for Android

When you desperately call a Python function but it just sits there ignoring you like that smug cat. The meme brilliantly plays on the keyword "def" in Python, which defines functions but also sounds like "deaf" - meaning the function isn't listening to your calls. Every Python dev has experienced that moment when your function refuses to execute despite your increasingly frantic invocations. The cat's unbothered expression perfectly captures that cold, silent treatment your code gives you right before you discover you forgot to actually call the function with parentheses.

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That single "hey" message on Microsoft Teams might as well be the starting pistol for your Olympic sprint into chaos. You know exactly what's coming—some urgent bug that needs fixing ASAP, a production server that's decided to take an unscheduled vacation, or that feature you promised "would be easy" now requiring a complete architecture overhaul. The mental preparation is crucial. Deep breath. Crack knuckles. Summon your inner Olympic athlete. Because whatever follows that innocent three-letter word is guaranteed to derail your perfectly planned day and transform your Monday from "catching up on emails" to "why is everything on fire and why am I the only one with a fire extinguisher?"

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