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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Single programmer Memes

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The Only Type Of Date I Can Have

Programming Databases Backend
9 months ago 309.2K views 0 shares
The Only Type Of Date I Can Have
STOP EVERYTHING! This is the most tragically relatable romance of our time! 💔 When someone asks "what was the date?" and your programmer brain immediately jumps to the dd-mm-yyyy format instead of, you know, ACTUAL HUMAN INTERACTION with another living being! The absolute DEVASTATION of realizing your love life has been replaced by date formatting conventions! And yet... there's that tiny part of you that's secretly proud you knew exactly what format they were "asking" about. Your dating life may be in shambles, but your datetime formatting game? FLAWLESS. This is what happens when you spend more time with databases than with dating apps!

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WALI Single Monitor Mount for 13-34 inch Screens, Adjustable Single Monitors Arm, Regular Screen up to 32 inch, 26.4lbs, Computer Monitor Stand for Desk, VESA 75/100mm (GSMP001N), Black

WALI Single Monitor Mount for 13-34 inch Screens, Adjustable Single Monitors Arm, Regular Screen up to 32 inch, 26.4lbs, Computer Monitor Stand for Desk, VESA 75/100mm (GSMP001N), Black

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When Tech Jargon Ruins Your Dating Life

When Tech Jargon Ruins Your Dating Life

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