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Getting Rejected

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Regular people get to enjoy the simple life: send CV, get rejected, cry into pillow. But software engineers? We're out here running an entire obstacle course just to reach the same disappointing conclusion. Send CV, survive HR's keyword scanner, convince actual developers you're not a fraud, endure the technical interview where they ask you to invert a binary tree while standing on one leg, and THEN get rejected. It's like paying for the deluxe rejection package when the basic one would've hurt just fine.

The tech hiring process has more stages than a SpaceX rocket launch, except instead of reaching orbit, you just crash back to Earth with a "we've decided to move forward with other candidates" email. At least regular people save time on their journey to disappointment.

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