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Someone discovered the perfect way to summon the ghost from The Ring using Python. Just create an infinite loop of a turtle drawing negative circles, and you've got yourself a cursed hallway experience. The perfect code for when you want your programming assignments to be literally haunted. Next sprint I'm definitely adding this to our legacy codebase - the junior devs already look terrified enough.

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Sure, AI will replace programmers... right after it figures out what "a button that does something" means. The robot claims it just needs clear requirements and detailed specs, meanwhile product managers are out here giving requirements like they're ordering at a restaurant after three martinis. Good luck getting that neural network to interpret "make it pop" or "you know what I mean, right?"

When you ask a frontend dev to show their CSS and they hit you with a calligraphy lesson instead. This dude's code looks like it belongs in a museum, not a text editor. The irony of using fancy cursive font to write CSS that's supposed to style a website is just *chef's kiss*. It's like writing your grocery list in Shakespearean English. Sure, it technically works, but good luck debugging that masterpiece at 4:59 PM on a Friday when production is down.

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