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The mythical "self-taught" programmer who claims complete independence while standing on the shoulders of digital giants. Let's be honest—none of us learned to code in a vacuum. That "self-taught" badge of honor comes with invisible footnotes labeled "Google," "YouTube," and "Quora." The real skill isn't avoiding help; it's knowing exactly where to find it at 2AM when your code is imploding. Your most reliable mentors have always been search engines and strangers' answers from 2013 that somehow still work.