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The Magical Disappearing Recruiter

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Programming

1 year ago 283,883 views 0 shares

The Magical Disappearing Recruiter

linkedin-memes, recruiters-memes, salary-memes, jobhunting-memes, techcareer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

OH MY GOD, the AUDACITY of these LinkedIn recruiters! One minute they're sliding into your DMs with "I found your profile IMPRESSIVE" and the next—POOF!—they vanish into thin air the SECOND you dare ask about compensation! 💸 It's like watching a magician perform the world's fastest disappearing act, except the only thing being sawed in half is your patience! The recruiter's ghost game is STRONGER than their actual recruiting skills! And don't even get me started on the "competitive salary" nonsense... competitive with WHAT? A part-time job at the dollar store?!

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