The Impostor Syndrome

GitHub really said "you want physical backups? Fine, but we're making it weird." They're offering to burn your repos onto 1,000 CD-ROMs because apparently they've been having too much uptime lately and needed to remind everyone that downtime is their love language. The real kicker? Someone in the replies nailed it: they're burning exactly 1,000 CDs because 999 was "too many nines" for GitHub's comfort. You know, those pesky nines in "99.9% uptime" that GitHub treats like a personal enemy. Why aim for five nines of reliability when you can literally burn your code onto obsolete media instead? Nothing screams "we heard you" quite like responding to reliability concerns by offering a solution from 1995. Next up: GitHub announces they'll also send your repos via carrier pigeon for that extra layer of redundancy.

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