Byte-Sized Recognition

Nothing strikes more fear into a developer's heart than the words "sprint planning." That bear thinks it's scary, but little does it know the true horror of sitting through two hours of story point arguments, backlog grooming, and listening to the product manager explain why everything is "high priority." The real predators aren't in the woods—they're in the Jira board.

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Content Bert 100 TREES 31102019, 19:47:05 Four trees should be enough

Rejecting the tangled mess of legacy code that somehow still works, but approving the clean, organized cable management approach to your codebase. Because nothing says "professional developer" like pretending your spaghetti code is actually a well-structured system with proper documentation. At least until someone needs to make a change.

Content Writing code for the first time Revisiting the same code after a few months

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