Byte-Sized Recognition

Content Sunday June 12, 2016 DILBERT I SIMPLIFIED THE USER INTERFACE AS YOU SUGGESTED YOU HOLD THE BUTTON FOR EXACTLY FIVE SECONDS. ProarammerHumor.io DilbertCartoonistgmail.com YOU WANTED ONE BUTTON TO DO ELEVEN DIFFERENT FUNCTIONS THEN DOUBLE-TAP, AND DOUBLE-TAP AGAIN. THEN HOLD FOR EXACTLY SIX SECONDS. IT WASN'T EASY, BT I THINK YOUiL BE PLEASED. THEN PRESS IT ALL THE WAY DOWN, THEN HALFWAY UP, THEN 27 BACK DOWN. AND HOLD FOR NINE SECONDS. BY SCOTT ADAMS IF YOU WANT TO TURN UP THE VOLUME OR YOU COULD ADMIT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT INTERFACE DESIGN. NEVER!

The lifecycle of a Java developer's soul! First you're all excited about Person.exe because you think you've built something executable. Then reality hits and you're zipping up your code in desperation. Finally, your spirit gets permanently stored in a Person.jar file – where dreams and heap space go to die. The real reason Java developers drink so much coffee is to cope with being trapped in tiny JAR prisons for eternity.

Content my brain on a sunday at 3am my brain on a wednesday 2pm just reduced this call from O(n2) to O(1) help me, what is an interface

Content 48 hrs of coding in Android Studio sLock

Content Planning meeting cut short Management says you have half the time you need Code reviews approved with zero comments We are 99 done just a few bugs" builds falling for the last week Management: I toldyongou didn't need all that time 5 Management list Management: I dont like these icons 6

Content Prog Lead 04172020 private repos are for cowards you must face public humiliation for your code UHARERP Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with.