The Great Editor Wars: AI Edition

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OH. MY. GOD. The sheer AUDACITY of these stairs! On the left, we have the beautiful, pristine, PERFECT blueprint with its elegant straight lines. And on the right? The absolute NIGHTMARE that some developer cobbled together while clearly having an existential crisis! This is what happens when you tell the junior dev "just follow the documentation" and then ABANDON THEM IN THE WILDERNESS OF IMPLEMENTATION! The blueprint said "stairs" and they delivered "abstract art installation that might kill someone." It's giving "I coded this at 2am with no code review" energy and I am LIVING for this disaster! The gap between design and reality has never been so hilariously, dangerously wide!

Ah, the mythical "Vibe Coding Intern" position! The requirements? "High agency" and "understands code" — which is corporate speak for "we want someone who can do everything without being told and already knows how to code." But the real kicker is in the perks: "Low salary" listed right after the free cursor subscription. At least they're honest about exploiting you while promising that sweet, sweet "revenue share" that'll materialize right after your VC funding and girlfriend from Canada.

The SpongeBob meme perfectly captures the absurd evolution of game development. In the 90s, indie developers crafted masterpieces with limited resources, while today's AAA studios demand you sacrifice a kidney for a GPU just to run their unoptimized code. The irony is palpable - billion-dollar studios shipping games requiring NASA-grade hardware (5090 GPU? Come on!) while tiny indie teams create beautiful, efficient experiences that run on practically anything. It's the classic "throwing hardware at a software problem" approach. Why optimize your spaghetti code when you can just demand players upgrade their rigs? Meanwhile, indie devs are over here practicing actual computer science.

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