The Git Blame Boomerang

documentation version control Technical debt Legacy code Spaghetti code Code review Self-own Git blame

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5 months ago 140,369 views 0 shares

The Git Blame Boomerang

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The moment of horrifying realization when you mock someone else's terrible code only to discover you wrote it six months ago. That slow transition from smug superiority to existential crisis hits differently when Git blame points back at your own username. Nothing quite like the taste of your own spaghetti code to humble you before lunchtime.

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