The Git Blame Boomerang

Legacy code Git blame Code review Self-own Technical debt Spaghetti code documentation version control

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The Git Blame Boomerang

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The moment of horrifying realization when you mock someone else's terrible code only to discover you wrote it six months ago. That slow transition from smug superiority to existential crisis hits differently when Git blame points back at your own username. Nothing quite like the taste of your own spaghetti code to humble you before lunchtime.

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