The Final Part

Content You can program therefore you are able to make game You are bad at art and you don't have any artistic friends therefore you no make game

Your hacky code works? Don't sweat it. We're all just convincing rocks to do math by zapping them with electricity. Next time you're feeling bad about your janky workaround, remember that our entire profession is built on tricking minerals into thinking. And hey, if your solution is ugly but functional, you're basically following the grand tradition of computer engineering - flatten a rock, put lightning inside it, and hope for the best. Silicon doesn't judge.

OMG, the AUDACITY of this floppy disk! Sacrificed itself to digital oblivion so we could have that little square "save" button in every application EVER MADE. The DRAMA! The LEGACY! Meanwhile, Gen Z programmers be like "why is the save icon a weird 3D-printed version of the Minecraft save button?" TRAGIC. These magnificent 1.44MB beasts carried our code through the dark ages when a single high-res image today would require a STACK OF THESE PLASTIC WARRIORS REACHING TO THE MOON. Pour one out for the OG data heroes - they didn't just save our files, they saved our SOULS. 💾

Content Double Pointers in C be like: I know a guy who knows a guy

Content PEOPLE USING SPACE INSTEAD OF TAB

Content Programmers: x x 1 Programmers: X1X Mathematicians: Mathematicians: