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The duality of algorithm study: watching an 84-video playlist at 4:55 AM while chugging water and flexing. Because nothing says "I'm mastering QuickSort" like staying hydrated and maintaining optimal bicep circumference. The algorithm grind doesn't care about your sleep schedule—only that your code runs in O(n log n) instead of O(n²). Dedication is watching lecture #47 while your body is simultaneously ready for both a coding interview and a bodybuilding competition.

Content Universal estimation table very easy: 1h easy: 2h quiet easy: 4h looks quiet easy: 6h average: 8h looks average: 12h no clue: 16h yeah kind of ok: 20h seems to be complex: 24h complex: 30h very complex: 40h can take some time: 48h fuck: 60h yeah looks pretty easv: 80h also you can combine: no clue can take some time, but yeah looks pretty easy 164880 ProdrammerHumor

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That thousand-yard stare when your brain decides to solve your recursive function issue during a social event. Your body might be discussing weekend plans, but your mind just figured out it was a missing semicolon all along. The real party is happening in your prefrontal cortex where that elusive edge case just got handled. Meanwhile everyone else is wondering why you're nodding at nothing and mumbling "of course, the buffer overflow."

THE AUDACITY! Harry writes his name and ChatGPT responds like it's some kind of magical pen pal from beyond the Forbidden Forest! 🪄 Developers spent DECADES perfecting AI just so it could introduce itself in fancy cursive? I'm absolutely DECEASED! 💀 Meanwhile, my code is still throwing exceptions when I forget a semicolon, but sure, let's have AI write calligraphy responses to Harry Potter. PRIORITIES, PEOPLE!

Content No one ever became great by imitation.