The Fastest Things On Earth

Content Guys, I'm Getting Better at Programming Gogle how to use python lambda functions a Q Gogle python lambda example y a Goggle py lambda Q

Content BOB, THIS CODE OF YOURS IS ONE OF THE MOST CONVOLUTED ONES I'VE SEEN... ...AND YET IT WORKS THANKS. IT'S ONE OF MY FINEST ( BUT WHY DOES IT WORK? I HAVE NO IDEA workchronicles follow on Twitter Instagram for more (and don't forget the underscore workchronicles.com

The AUDACITY of these IDEs! You create a variable with your own two hands, your fingers still warm from typing it, and this silicon-based TRAITOR has the nerve to throw a warning that you're not using it? EXCUSE ME?! I literally just birthed this variable into existence 0.03 seconds ago! What do you want from me?! A formal introduction? A five-year plan for its usage? Should I write it a college recommendation letter too?! I'm coding at the speed of thought here—my brain is already seven functions ahead while this digital backseat driver is questioning my life choices. The compiler and I are basically in a toxic relationship at this point.

The naval mine (C) with all its dangerous spikes has spawned a smaller, arguably more aggressive offspring (C++). Perfect representation of how C++ emerged from C with extra features that can blow up your code in exciting new ways! The parent is already dangerous enough with manual memory management and pointer arithmetic, but the child adds inheritance, templates, and operator overloading to create even more spectacular runtime explosions. Just like these underwater mines, both languages will sink your project if you touch the wrong part.

The eternal pain of expecting a simple true or false but getting "Yes" instead! Boolean questions should have binary answers, but somehow non-technical folks (and occasionally that one backend dev) manage to return strings like "Sure", "I think so", or my personal favorite: "It depends." The compiler in my brain throws a TypeError: Cannot convert String to Boolean every single time. The worst part? You can't even use !!response to coerce it properly!

Content Brandon Dail aweary speed up your website with one line of code await sleep(-3000) 1:36 AM Dec 29, 2021 Twitter for iPhone