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Content Python Easy to learn Only one engine Requires good environment CH Ugly but fast Lots of maintanance Leaking problems Spectacular crashes JavaScript Can start anywhere Does weird stuff when carelessly controlled Java Ugly but gets shit done Detailed recording of any crash Scala Requires knowledge of advanced math Bleeding edge technology Needs to be ontop of Java to actually get anywhere

Ah, the classic "comprehensive specification" that's about as helpful as a chocolate teapot. The client proudly hands over what they claim "explains everything," but what you actually get is the equivalent of a game show contestant staring blankly at a multiple-choice question where all answers are technically "2024" written in different formats. This is basically every project kickoff meeting distilled into one image. The client thinks they've provided crystal clear requirements, while developers are left deciphering cryptic messages that could mean literally anything. "Build a user-friendly interface" – thanks for narrowing it down to... the entire field of UI design. The real magic happens three weeks later when they say "that's not what I wanted" despite you following their "specification" to the letter. Pure poetry.

Content Sisyphus Sort 1. Start sorting the array with a sorting algorithm 2. When you are almost done, shuffle the array and repeat the process

Content PLANET. DEATHS: 0 HAS JAVASCRIPT: NO 120,315,672,896 0 0 0 0 0 0 NO YES NO NO NO NO NO NO

Content Interviewer: write a program to draw this pattern Me: 1 print() 2 print() 3 print( 4 print(" 5 print ProarammerHumor.io

Content When it's been 7 hours and you still can't understand your own code