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Content Spending 4 hours fixing a bug and realizing that the code you've been compiling was not the code you've been fixing

The universal debugging experience in two frames: First, your code inexplicably works after 17 random changes and you have no idea which one fixed it. Then comes the existential dread of knowing you'll have to maintain this mysterious black box tomorrow. The fear isn't from bugs—it's from the working code you can't explain. Nothing more terrifying than success you don't understand.

The perfect programming double entendre! In software development, exceptions are literally designed to handle special cases without affecting the main code flow. That's their entire purpose! Any developer who's written a try/catch block is silently screaming at this tweet. The irony is just *chef's kiss* - teachers using "exception" as an excuse not to make exceptions, while programmers create exceptions specifically to handle unique situations. The compiler would be so disappointed.

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Content If you sit more than 11 hours a day, there is a 50 chance you will die within the next 3 years. Programmers:

Content WHY AREN'T YOU CODING? I'VE BEEN STUCK TRYING TO FIX THIS BUG FOR TWO DAYS. IF YOU HIT ESCAPE ON THE LOADING SCREEN, THE APP CRASHES. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!! THAT'S A ONE-LINE FIX. HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU... AND DONE! WAIT A SECOND... YOU'VE JUST UPDATED THE READMe TO SAY, "PLEASE DON'T PRESS ESCAPE ON THE LOADING SCREEN." SERIOUSLY? HOW?! SEE FOR YOURSELF. YOU'RE WELCOME. WHYARENTYOUCODING.COM