The Ergonomic Paradox Of Developers

Content Hard drives last only 3-5 years on average. If those hard drives could still read, they'd be very upset. ProarammerHumor.io

Running git rebase is like pulling the railroad switch on the trolley problem. Sure, you've saved your main branch from a collision with those pesky feature branches, but you've just redirected the disaster to that one poor developer who was working on an old commit. Somewhere, right now, someone's staring at 47 merge conflicts while questioning their career choices. The tracks look cleaner though!

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Content It is a well known fact that you must spin a USB three times before it will fit. From this, we can gather that a USB has three states. Up position Down position Superposition Until the USB is observed it will stay in the superposition. Therefore it will not fit until observed - except for in cases of USB tunelling.

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That glorious moment when you finally cave and buy a second monitor, and suddenly your entire existence transforms from a pathetic single-screen peasant to DUAL-MONITOR ROYALTY! The missing puzzle piece in your developer soul wasn't love or purpose—it was 1920 more pixels of pure, unadulterated screen real estate! Once you've tasted the forbidden fruit of dragging windows between monitors instead of alt-tabbing like a caveman, there's absolutely NO GOING BACK. Your productivity has increased by approximately 4000% (or at least that's what you tell yourself to justify the expense).