The Last-Minute Git Push Inferno

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The Last-Minute Git Push Inferno

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Nothing says "productive day" like cramming eight hours of work into 30 frantic minutes while your laptop transforms into a thermonuclear reactor. That desperate git push at 5:29 PM hits different when your CPU fan sounds like a jet engine and your keyboard is melting. The best part? Tomorrow you'll promise yourself to start early, and yet... the cycle of procrastination continues. It's not a bug, it's a feature of developer psychology.

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