The CSV Delimiter Paradox

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The CSV Delimiter Paradox

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Fighting imposter syndrome? Take comfort in knowing that somewhere out there, a "professional" developer is using commas as both the delimiter AND the data in their CSV files. That's like using a door as both the entrance AND the wall. Pure chaos. The parser screams in binary. Data integrity weeps silently in the corner. And yet, they're still employed with "years of experience." Sleep well tonight knowing your bar-to-clear is literally on the ground.

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