The Corporate Efficiency Paradox

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The Corporate Efficiency Paradox

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Remember pulling all-nighters to finish that school project? Writing thousands of lines of code, optimizing algorithms, and documenting everything meticulously? Fast forward to professional life where your manager congratulates you for that brilliant 10-line fix that took 15 minutes but saved the company millions. The best part? You get to clock out at 5 and still feel accomplished. The real skill isn't writing more code—it's writing less. Welcome to the corporate efficiency paradox, where less effort somehow equals more value. That CS degree is finally paying off!

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