The One Happy Man In Four

Work-life balance Late night coding Coding life Programmer lifestyle Syntax highlighting Git commit Developer-joy Programmer happiness Relationship drama Code over drama

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The One Happy Man In Four

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The only happy person in this lineup is the programmer surrounded by colorful syntax highlighting while everyone else deals with relationship drama. The rest are stuck in arguments that could've been avoided with a simple git commit. Relationship status: Committed to master branch.

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