The One Happy Man In Four

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This function is the CS equivalent of taking a sledgehammer to crack a nut. Base cases? Check. Recursion? Check. Unnecessarily complex ternary operator? Triple check! The function handles 0 and 1 as base cases (0 is even, 1 is odd), but then goes completely off the rails with a recursive call that either subtracts OR adds 2 depending on whether n is positive. It's like writing a novel when "return n % 2 == 0" would do the job in one line. The real cherry on top? This function will eventually reach a base case for any integer input, but at what cost? Your CPU fans are already spinning up in anticipation of the stack overflow.

Oh the beautiful abomination of mixing Python with C++ syntax! This code is the programming equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza AND dipping it in chocolate sauce. The madlad imported iostream in Python and then used C++'s cout << syntax inside a Python function. The most cursed part? It actually works! The terminal shows the output "Hello" because Python's flexible import system let this crime against nature run successfully. This is what happens when you know too many languages and decide to play god with syntax. Your code reviewer is probably having a seizure right now.

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Content 03 Dec 20: Looking at some old code and was initially puzzled by a variable named 'feet' I have now worked out that this was at one point called 'legend handles', which then became 'leghands', which then became 'feet' sometimes I truly hate my past self 73 17 1.319 9,007