The One Happy Man In Four

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[text] Q When was 4 my sister was 2. am now 44. How old is my sister Programmer 44 4 2 42 S E When was 4 my sister was 2. am now 44. How old is my sister 7 Answer R Follow 97 3Q Request o 100 Answers Samuel Lipoff studied at Harvard University 3 This is a tough one. She might be 42 but she could be 41 or 43 also since you dont say when your birthday is and her birthday is. Also she could be dead. Finally you might have thought she was your sister but actually your mom had an affair with another man and the woman who is 13 years younger than you is not actually your sister. But your mom may have given away your real sister for adoption in which case shes probably older than you. See why its tough Finally what if you think your sister is dead but she actually has become an astronaut on a secret government project for near lightspeed travel Then your sister would be aging more slowly than you so she could potentially be even younger than 41

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You know that crushing moment when you're desperately trying to justify your existence to the people who raised you? Three weeks of debugging, refactoring, optimizing collision detection, and implementing that smooth camera movement system. But when it's demo time, all they see is a character moving left and right for 15 seconds before you hit a game-breaking bug you swore you fixed yesterday. Their polite "It's quite cool" hits different than any code review ever could. They're trying their best to be supportive, but you can see in their eyes they're wondering if you should've become a dentist instead. Meanwhile, you're internally screaming about the 47 classes, 2000 lines of code, and that one Stack Overflow answer that saved your life at 2 AM. The real kicker? If you showed them a polished AAA game, they'd have the same reaction. Non-technical folks just don't understand that those 15 seconds represent your blood, sweat, and approximately 47 cups of coffee.