The Classic Programmer Move

The tweet claims OpenGL stands for "Good Luck" because you'll desperately need it when working with this graphics library. Anyone who's ever fought with shader compilation errors, platform-specific bugs, or tried deciphering the 900-page specification knows this pain intimately. The "GL" actually stands for "Graphics Library," but let's be honest—"Good Luck" is far more accurate when you're three hours into debugging why your triangles render upside down on AMD cards but not NVIDIA. The spiritual successor to "Works On My Machine™".

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So you pitch your AI startup to VCs: "We're disrupting the industry with revolutionary machine learning!" They respond: "Cool, here's $50 million in funding to build it." Meanwhile, your actual tech stack is just OpenAI's API with some fancy CSS on top. The entire AI economy is basically investors throwing money at founders who then immediately hand it over to OpenAI, Anthropic, or Google for API credits. It's a beautiful circular economy where the only guaranteed winners are the companies actually training the models. The rest of us are just expensive middleware with pitch decks.

The aristocratic smugness is palpable . Nothing screams "tech nobility" like optimizing garbage code instead of rewriting it properly. Sure, you've made your spaghetti script run 1000x faster, but it's still held together with duct tape and prayers. The true art of programming isn't writing good code—it's making bad code perform so well that nobody questions its existence. And then strutting around the office like you've just invented quantum computing.