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The 30 year old OPer Project has 412 folders, 13,571 classes and not a single If statement because If statements are unclean, literally unreadable spaghetti BaseContextGeneratorMiddlewareConfig uratorStrategyFactory baseContextGeneratorMiddlewareConfigu ratorStrategy Factory new BaseContextGeneratorMiddlewareConfig uratorStrategyFactory0; D.R.Y. fundamentalist (except for the 500 near identical overload methods) His 6 cats are named Public, Static, Void, Main, String and Args Begins each new project with PrimordialSpaceTimeFabric (implements Existable) as a base class for everything else I’m gonna- I’m gonna inject a DEPENDENCYYYYYYYYYYYY