The #1 Programmer Excuse For Legitimately Slacking Off

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The #1 Programmer Excuse For Legitimately Slacking Off

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Oh honey, the AUDACITY of that "DeepSeek is thinking" status! 💅 It's the digital equivalent of putting a "Do Not Disturb" sign on your cubicle while you're actually watching cat videos! When your boss catches you sword-fighting with a coworker using ruler swords, just drop that magical phrase and BOOM – they retreat faster than users from Internet Explorer! The perfect crime! It's basically invoking the sacred developer incantation that translates to "my genius cannot be interrupted, even though I'm clearly goofing off." And the boss just ACCEPTS IT! The sheer POWER we hold with this excuse is simply too much for my dramatic soul to handle!

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