The #1 Programmer Excuse For Legitimately Slacking Off

Content THIS IS YOUR MACHINE LEARNING SYSTEM? YUP! YOU POUR THE DATA INTO THIS BIG PILE OF LINEAR ALGEBRA, THEN COLLECT THE ANSWERS ON THE OTHER SIDE. WHAT IF THE ANSWERS ARE WRONG? JUST STIR THE PILE UNTiL THEY START LOOKING RIGHT. SaTA ANSWERS ProgrammerHumor.

The skeleton weightlifter speaks to the eternal cycle of developer optimism! You start each weekend thinking "This is it—I'm finally going to finish that side project!" Then reality hits: 48 hours later, you've got another GitHub repo gathering digital dust. It's the dev equivalent of buying gym equipment that becomes an expensive clothes hanger. The real workout was the mental gymnastics we performed convincing ourselves we'd actually complete something this time.

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Ah, the advanced archaeological technique of bash history spelunking. Why waste 30 seconds reading documentation when you can spend 20 minutes scrolling through 4 months of commands trying to find that one magical incantation you used once? It's not laziness, it's efficiency... just with extra steps and questionable results. The true mark of a seasoned developer isn't knowing all the commands - it's knowing approximately when you last used the one you need.

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Content 108 Answers order by votes 2 3 88 I'm from Canada, but live in the States nOW. It took me a while to get used to writing boolean variables with an "Is" prefix, instead of the "Eh" suffix that Canadians use when programming. For example: MyObj.IsVisible MyObj.VisibleEh Share Follow community wiki 2 revs, 2 users 94 ProdrammerHumor.io