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The perfect illustration of the bizarre hardware flexing in tech communities! Top-tier devs brag about running non-existent processors like "Ryzen 9800x3d" and mythical "5090 RTX" GPUs that would melt your house's electrical grid. Meanwhile, their storage solution? A fossilized 2003 Toshiba HDD with questionable sectors that somehow survived Y2K. The cherry on top is coding on a monitor with specs (720p 50Hz) that would make even Windows 95 feel claustrophobic. It's the digital equivalent of claiming you drive a Ferrari but it has bicycle wheels and runs on cooking oil.

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Functional programming purists have gone too far! While we're all using CONST to make variables immutable, Haskell folks are over here with their monads, currying, and type signatures that look like hieroglyphics from an alien civilization. The beauty of this rant is that it perfectly captures the existential crisis of every developer who's peeked into Haskell's mathematical purity only to back away slowly. "Hello I would like [1,2...] apples please" - because apparently ordering groceries requires a PhD in category theory now. Those code snippets with question marks are the programming equivalent of opening a physics textbook to a random page and questioning your career choices. The mathematicians have indeed played us for absolute fools!

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