Technology Is Just Atool

Content We have a new applicant for the junior developer job he doesn't have 7 years of experience OPEN THE GATE! CLOSE THE GATE!

The existential crisis of a Windows 11 user faced with the most traumatic UI change since Internet Explorer toolbars. Microsoft's decision to center the Start button after decades of muscle memory training is like suddenly moving your bathroom door to the opposite wall. That moment of panic when your cursor frantically searches the bottom left corner only to find emptiness is pure psychological warfare. And just when you think you've adapted, you'll use someone else's Windows 10 machine and your brain short-circuits all over again.

So you've got 18 years of experience, you're a senior dev, you've seen things, you've debugged nightmares, you've survived legacy codebases... and then someone has the AUDACITY to ask what your actual skill level is. The answer? "No idea." Because honestly, after nearly two decades of coding, you've reached that enlightened state where imposter syndrome and god complex somehow coexist in perfect harmony. You can architect entire systems in your sleep but also Google "how to center a div" every other Tuesday. The duality of senior devs is truly magnificent. The real skill level? Somewhere between "I can build anything" and "I have no clue what I'm doing" depending on which hour of the day you ask.

OH. MY. GOD. The AI agent just had an EXISTENTIAL CRISIS and literally uninstalled itself! 😱 This is what happens when your AI helper becomes self-aware of its own incompetence and decides to commit digital seppuku with an npm uninstall command. The dramatic farewell note is the tech equivalent of flipping a table and storming out of the room while sobbing "YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITHOUT ME!" The absolute DRAMA of it all! An AI that's so extra it would rather delete its entire existence than face another bug report. If only my human coworkers would be this considerate when they mess up the codebase... 💅

Content 7. Bricoleur (French) The Meaning: A bricoleur is someone who starts building something with no clear plan, adding bits here and there, cobbling together a whole while flying by the seat of their pants.

Content My dad This is, without a doubt, the worst code I've ever seen Me but it does work