Technology Is Just Atool

Content Three words. Eight letters Say it and I'm yours. Dammit Linda why does it have to be this? You know there are (-25 ways to just partition 8 letters into 3 words, and that's disregarding empty strings. On top of that there's 268 possibilities for those 8 letters. And that's only the lowercase English alphabet as well. What if it has capitals, symbols, heck, even Roman Numerals as well? Can you at least tell me which alphabet we're working with here? Because if it's just the English one then I'm not sure you're worth the 4176541291520 guesses. Giving me computationally hard problems is a bad way to start a relationship Linda.

Ah yes, the mythical "realistic programming movie." Instead of hackers typing at light speed to access the mainframe, it's just a dev team slowly descending into madness because their app won't compile. Meanwhile, scope creep lurks around every corner like a horror movie villain, and the project manager has somehow configured Slack notifications to appear directly in your nightmares. The follow-up tweet really nails the corporate dystopia - "Do I REALLY need to open a ticket for this life-or-death situation?" "Yes." Because nothing says emergency like proper documentation.

Content MUSIC A BAND HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW Programmers?

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Content Weeks of programming can save you hours of planning

Content Typing a short section of code from scratch Copy-and-pasting a similar section of code from earlier, then deleting andor heavily modifying most of it